Always Keeping Things Fresh

These pictures almost made me hurl. The porkgasm was particulary sick. This picture down below was the only thing that seemed tolerable. Why did I put just wilth on my site you ask? Because the amount of fat people will eat can astonish you sometimes. Prepare to be astonished before you blow chunks all over your keyboard.

incased in a Bundt cake–like molding of cherry Jell-O are some decidedly savory ingredients: hot dogs, pimiento-stuffed green olives and boiled eggs presented on a bed of cucumber and kale